Me:
Punching his arm and anywhere else that's not covered since we're both in the backseat of the car.
Lexus:
Ohh, haha
Me:
He just yelled out "OW MY NIPPLE!" through an open window.
Lexus:
Lmfao, haha wow !
Me:
And I didn't do anything to it. Until now. I pinched the hell out of those fuckers.
Lexus:
Lmfao, hahahahaha that's funny.
Me:
Yup. He's yelling he's sorry. Cause we're in his house for a bit and he's begging for mercy.
Lexus:
Haha, make his ass beg ! Lol
Me:
I am. I relish in his sounds of pain.
Lexus:
Lmfao, that's good.
Me:
Yup yup ;]
Lexus:
Haha, that's funny though .
Me:
It is. Haha he's like, "OK OK! I deserved it! I'm and asshole!" I was like, "And?" He's like, "I'm sorry!" And I was like, "And?" He said, "I'll give you $10!" So now I'm $10 richer.
Lexus:
Hahaha, nice ! I'm proud of you best (:
Me:
Thank you, thank you! *bowing*
Lexus:
Encore encore *throwing roses*
Me:
You love me! You really love me! *wipes away fake tears*
Lexus:
Yesss we all do ! *bawling her eyes out*
Me:
Thank you! *bows once more* I'll be back tomorrow! *blows kisses and exits stage right*
