Liz-ohhzoucous Rawrr

Nipples! [Drew and Me TEXT]

• Drew: Hey babe?
• Me: Yes?
• Drew: Why do guys have nipples?
• Me: Like I would know?
• Drew: I expect you to...
• Me: .....Fuck you.
• Drew: When?
• Me: Never in a million years.
• Drew: Why?
• Me: Because I said so.
• Drew: But I have snakebites!
• Me: And?
• Drew: I remember vividly the entire situation. You said "I fuckin love snakebites. If a guy has them I would fuck them." And you were wearing a ninja turtles shirt.
• Me: I was wearing that today!
• Drew: I know. Why do you think I remembered so vividly?
• Me: You're and asshole do you know that?
• Drew: You love me anyways.
• Me: Sad truth.
• Drew: Yup. You love me. You would fuck me.
• Me: .....Only because you have snakebites.