June 2010
1 post
My new blog. →
im on it more often. i mainly reblog and its usually atl so if you’re following me and want to check it just click the link :)
January 2010
6 posts
Growing up
Growing Up Your close friends become strangers, lollipops turn into cigarettes, the innocent ones turn into sluts, homework goes in the trash, soda becomes vodka, kisses turn into sex. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst thing you could get from boys were cooties? Dads shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom...
“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.”
haven't been this happy
man i haven’t been this happy in a while :]
got to hang out with my bffflanoscue <3 today :]
October 2009
3 posts
NeverEnding
It’s neverending. This road I’m forced to be on. There’s no dead end, no left or right turns. It’s just a straight road to nowhere.
My mind is a mess of words and images that I want so badly to erase from my memory. I can’t even tell what I’m seeing anymore. Words twist until they’re unrecognizable and I no longer understand whats being said. Images fade...
“Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass…It’s about...”
Don't you hate when...
People ask if you’re ok when you’re obviously not? Or how about when they say “I’m sorry.” NO! You’re not. So why say it?
When I decide to trust someone enough to tell them my problems I don’t want “I understands.” because you don’t. I don’t want “I’m sorries.” because you’re not. You just feel the need to...
September 2009
36 posts
WatchPalma and Mama Gioeli like to get crunk with Brokencyde
Anywhere But Here - Maday Parade [ i hear it and...
Tonight is the one thing left And I haven’t said it yet I’m falling and the writing’s on the wall Today was misery And I just can’t believe this happened And I finally broke down (I finally broke down) She held on to my heart But now my only star is falling And it’s burning to the ground Now I’m crying out Secret love, my escape Take me far, far away...
Kids In Love - Mayday Parade [a song that brandon...
I look back to the one and only summertime when my girl was the envy of every friend of mine she slept safely in my arms we were so young and invincible closed lips she was never one to kiss and tell those trips in the summer never went so well young love was such dumb love call it what you want it was still enough and its still out of my reach and you’re still all of the things...
Aww...Brandon's not always an ass. [while we were...
Me: Brandon?
Brandon: Yeah?
Me: I know it's a stupid question but....why do you love me?
Brandon: I've always loved you. You're one of my best friends. Also my ex. But a best friend none the less.
Me: I wonder how that happened.
Brandon: How what happened?
Me: *I sat up and we turned towards each other* How we managed to stay friends after the relationship we had...
Brandon: I don't know...I just know that I wanted you in my life one way or another.
Me: Why?
Brandon: Why?
Me: Yeah why?
Brandon: Well because I love you. And I love you because you're a great person. Sure you can be a bitch but you're real. You don't front about who you are. Yea you close yourself off sometimes and you're not perfect but I loved you because of it. I still love you because of it. The love is different now but that means nothing. Those months in Maryland were seriously the longest of my life.
Me: Mine too. Damn it's so weird how I fell for you. You're not the kind of guy I would've gone for two years ago but you manged to get me to date you. And I'm happy I did.
Brandon: And why is that?
Me: In the months we were together, I grew as a person. You taught me so much.
Brandon: You taught me too...
Me: B?
Brandon: Hmm?
Me: You'll be in my life as long as you can right?
Brandon: Until you want me gone.
Brandon Is An Ass [Lexus and I TEXT after Brandon...
Me: I'm going to kill him.
Lexus: Kayyy
Me: He is going to die.
Lexus: How you gonna kill him ?
Me: Painfully. With toothpicks and garden tools.
Lexus: Sounds painful .
Me: And licorice rope.
Lexus: Haha, that reminded me of Juno right now .
Me: Except it'll actually kill him.
Lexus: Lmfao, niceee .
Me: Yup.
Lexus: So what you doing ?
Me: Punching his arm and anywhere else that's not covered since we're both in the backseat of the car.
Lexus: Ohh, haha
Me: He just yelled out "OW MY NIPPLE!" through an open window.
Lexus: Lmfao, haha wow !
Me: And I didn't do anything to it. Until now. I pinched the hell out of those fuckers.
Lexus: Lmfao, hahahahaha that's funny.
Me: Yup. He's yelling he's sorry. Cause we're in his house for a bit and he's begging for mercy.
Lexus: Haha, make his ass beg ! Lol
Me: I am. I relish in his sounds of pain.
Lexus: Lmfao, that's good.
Me: Yup yup ;]
Lexus: Haha, that's funny though .
Me: It is. Haha he's like, "OK OK! I deserved it! I'm and asshole!" I was like, "And?" He's like, "I'm sorry!" And I was like, "And?" He said, "I'll give you $10!" So now I'm $10 richer.
Lexus: Hahaha, nice ! I'm proud of you best (:
Me: Thank you, thank you! *bowing*
Lexus: Encore encore *throwing roses*
Me: You love me! You really love me! *wipes away fake tears*
Lexus: Yesss we all do ! *bawling her eyes out*
Me: Thank you! *bows once more* I'll be back tomorrow! *blows kisses and exits stage right*
Lexus: Haha, yay !
about Baz's *ahem* [me nd my sister]
Me: Eww his thing is coming out!
Roxanna: I know it comes out when they sleep.
Me: Really?
Roxanna: Mhm *nods*
Me: So it's like morning wood for guys?
Roxanna: Morning boner.
Me: Oh. *to Baz my puppy* Make it go back in sir.
IM convo about oysters make you horny ; Lmfao wtf...
Me: do you like oysters?
Lizzie: Oh my fucking jack barakat ! HELL YES !!!!!!
Me: hahaha , yay !
Lizzie: i love them so much haha
Me: lol, they are SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD !
Lizzie: they get you horny though haha
Me: lmfao, really ?
Lizzie: yea haha its an afrodisiac (idk how to spell it)
Me: huh? thats a confusing word .
Lizzie: idk...something in them makes you horny though
Me: oh, deng thats interesting.
Lizzie: i know haha i was like woah when drew told me
Me: hahaha. we should do an experiment w/ tht.
Lizzie: umm... do you roll that way ? haha jkjkjkday, w/ who ?
Me: Hahaha, nah i jst meant we should do an experiment w/ guys and see if they get horny .
Lizzie: that wouldnt do anything though... guys are always horny
Me: True true, nvm on that.
Lizzie: lol but they would get more horny haha
Me: lol, that would be funny .
Lizzie: i wanna see that now.
3 fucking a.m. and brandon is calling me?...
Me: *phone rings, LOUDLY mind you* What the fuck?
Brandon: That's a lovely greeting.
Me: Do you realize what time it is asshole?
Brandon: Um...*checking clock I'm sure* like 3.
Me: It's exactly 3 you dickfucker.
Brandon: *silence* You verbally abuse too much.
Me: Only when I'm woken up at 3 in the fucking morning doucheface.
Brandon: Uncalled for!
Me: Is there a reason for you calling cockdick?
Brandon: I'm bored. Is there a reason for your name calling?
Me: I'm irritated.
Brandon: That simple?
Me: Yup.
Brandon: *silence* Cockdick?
Me: Just got that?
Brandon: You must be tired.
Me: Naw really? IT"S FUCKING 3!
Brandon: But I'm not tired.
Me: Remind me to beat the shit out of you at school tomorrow.
Brandon: Why would I do that?
Me: Because if you don't, and I remember, I'll fucking kill you.
Brandon: You'll go to jail.
Me: God damnit. FUCK!
Brandon: I'll let you get back to sleep.
Me: Well. I can't now thanks to you.
Brandon: Welcome.
Me: I hate you so much.
Brandon: Well, I'm lucky you still love me then.
Me: *silent thinking of a retaliation to what he said* God damnit.
Brandon: HAHA! I WIN! SCORE 1 FOR BRANDON!
“Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good...”
– (via xitslexus)
What To Name My Puppy [Lexus and I again hahaTEXT]
Me: Yup. I think we're gonna keep him.
Lexus: Well that's good .
Me: Yup idk what to name him if we do.....
Lexus: Ohhhh.
Me: Help me!
Lexus: Idk I suck at coming up w/ names .
Me: Nyuh! That's me sticking my tongue out at you
Lexus: Haha, what about Brutis ? Lmfao !
Me: ....I should slap you. Haha
Lexus: Lmfao ! Hahaha that was funny .
Me: Yeah lmfao
Lexus: Haha, I jst wanted to see what you were gunna say when I said the name.
Me: You should've anticipated a violent answer.
Lexus: Lmfao, why ? Brutis is a cute name .
Me: Umm....really? Does that sound like something I, Lizzie, would name something? Hahahaha
Lexus: Lmfao, nahhhh not really ; hahahaha it was worth a try ,I got that name from Oprah cos there's a bear named Brutis .
Me: You do realize that the bear is like 999,999,999,999x bigger than the puppy right?
“Make the most of living while you’re young, and have the chance to take your...”
– I Can’t Do The One-Two Step - All Time Low
Lexus was here :)
& i love my bffflanocsue<3 Oh and her hot profile :P Lmfao .
“Fuck regrets and lets burn this city down!”
– I Can’t Do The One-Two Step - All Time Low
“I’ve never told a lie and that makes me a liar. I’ve never made a...”
– Jasey Rae - All Time Low
“Forget about me, it’s what I deserve.”
– Jasey Rae - All Time Low
Just Tired.
I’m tired. Tired of everything. Forced smiles, fake laughs, real tears. I’m just tired. I just want to lie down, close my eyes and sleep. No dreaming, just blank, and never wake up from it.
I don’t deserve a lot of things I get but I feel entitled to it. I’m selfish. I’m human. Not every one sees me though. They only see what I want them to see.. The laughs are fake...
Come One, Come All - All Time Low [My Meaning]
Come one, come all///You’re just in time///To witness my first breakdown///’Cause there’s a mile gone///For every minute past///When I’m stuck in this town I’ve got a bone to pick with you, Mr. DJ///The traffic in this town///Is just as bad as it is in LA///So go on and lock me up///You better throw away that key///Before I find out where you broadcast from///Because...
Addams Family Values 2
Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.
Addams Family Values 1
Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.
“Fuck the po-lice!”
– James Franco [Saul] “Pineapple Express”
“I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I’ve ever...”
– James Franco [Saul] “Pineapple Express”
Pineapple Expres[Dale and Saul are running and...
Dale Denton: "Whoa, whoa! I gotta get to a phone man. Come on!"
Saul: "No, no! I think we should stay."
Dale Denton: "Why?"
Saul: [pause] "Cause I'm in the dumpster already."
Pineapple Express [awesome movie!]
Dale Denton: "How could he find us?"
Saul: "Umm, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas."
Dale Denton: "It's just... I'm kinda flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird."
Saul: "Thank you."
Dale Denton: "Not a compliment."
A Walk To Remember [favorite movie!]
Jamie: You don't know the first thing about being someone's friend.
Landon: I don't want to just be your friend.
Jamie: You don't know what you want.
Landon: Neither do you. Maybe you're just too scared that someone might actually want to be with you.
Jamie: And why would that scare me?
Landon: Because then you wouldn't be able to hide behind your books, or your frickin' telescope, or your faith. No, no, you know the real reason why you're scared? It's cause maybe you wanna be with me too.
“That thing, that moment, when everything around you becomes hazy.. and the only...”
– Drew Barrymore “Never Been Kissed”
“Where the tongue slips, it speaks the truth.”
– Irish Saying.
Nipples! [Drew and Me TEXT]
Drew: Hey babe?
Me: Yes?
Drew: Why do guys have nipples?
Me: Like I would know?
Drew: I expect you to...
Me: .....Fuck you.
Drew: When?
Me: Never in a million years.
Drew: Why?
Me: Because I said so.
Drew: But I have snakebites!
Me: And?
Drew: I remember vividly the entire situation. You said "I fuckin love snakebites. If a guy has them I would fuck them." And you were wearing a ninja turtles shirt.
Me: I was wearing that today!
Drew: I know. Why do you think I remembered so vividly?
Me: You're and asshole do you know that?
Drew: You love me anyways.
Me: Sad truth.
Drew: Yup. You love me. You would fuck me.
Me: .....Only because you have snakebites.
When I Get Home You're So Dead - Mayday Parade
The words are coming I feel terrible Is it typical for us to end like this Am I just another scene From a movie that you’ve seen 100 times Cause baby you weren’t the first or the last or the worst And I’ve got to fill the blanks in the past with a verse And we could sit around and cry but frankly your not worth it Anymore So say hello to all the boys at the top of this...
August 2009
15 posts
The Worst Kind Of Lullaby - All Time Low
“If you don’t know, then ask me. If you don’t agree, then argue with...”
– some website….
Have you ever.....
Had that feeling where your head is throbbing? Not painfully but to the point that you’re nearly in tears because it’s bothering you so much? Or when your stomach is twisting and turning? Again, not painfully but it starts feeling like you’re in pain but you’re really not? I have. It’s not a good feeling. I just wish that sometimes I was numb from pain. But at the...